EP1

EPISODE 1: “RUMOR has it…”

Amber: For 10 weeks you will be living in 2 different mansi--- wait are those Cardboar houses?!

Chris: Yes, they are.

Amber: But I didn’t order that!

Chris: Opps!... Anyway. You have already been divided in 2 teams:



The Rotten Mustaches: Brett, Katherine, Julien, James, Oliver, Adrienne & Polly.

Julien: Hey that’s not fair! The creepy doll doesn’t count.

Chris: She does according to your team member  -Julien notices that Adrienne and Polly are staring at him. (RIGHT IMAGE).

Chris: And the other team is : '''The Smelly Hipsters: Rick, Jessica, Roy, Mandy, Alice, Jason & Helen. '''

Chris: Questions? - Mandy and the Twins raised their hands.

Chris: Mandy?

Mandy: Oh yeah, are we going to be in mixed houses?

Chris: Erhmm no ¬¬, another question? -Mandy made a disappointed face and the twins put their hands down too.

Amber: Your first challenge will be to get the best gossip in town. In order to do that, we have spread different rumors about each of you that are printed in newspapers that are inside giant balloons. In order to obtain them you have to bomb the globes and make them explode to obtain the newspaper. When you get it, you have to run and grab a bicycle and throw the newspaper into the blue house garden, while you evade obstacles, like aspersers, angry cats and an old lady. THE TEAM WHO FINISH LAST WILL HAVE TO VOTE A MEMBER OUT WHO WILL BE SENT TO THE BOAT OF SHAME IN THE SEWER.

Chris: You are going to be supervised by Jean, one of Ambers assistants, while we fix some unconformity issues Amber has.

Amber: Of course I have! All of a sudden a weird guy came in.

Jean: Hello cutie pies!!!! My name is Jean and OMG you look so talented wish you the best of the best, what a great cast kyahhhh -Everyone stares at him freaking out- So let the sexy games begggginnnn!!!.

Everyone ran to grab a balloon and start bombing *Jean conduced Oliver to one of them*, but it was so hard to bomb them since they barely fill the balloon with air. Jessica took the lead and her balloon exploded and grabbed the news paper.

Jessica: You better hurry, because I wont hesitate on kicking out someone of you! - Brett look disgusted at her, while he managed to explode his balloon and began a race in the bicycle with her to deliver the newspaper. Roy, Jason and James exploded theirs and joined the race.

Julien: Hell with this, -Julien begins to strip down.

 Jean: Hey what are you doing! ... Don’t stop though. - Julien exploded the globe with a needle while Jean was drooling. He grabbed his clothes and the newspaper with him, but Alice saw what he did.

Alice: Hey! that’s cheating! - Julien turned back and pinched her globe too.

Julien: You are welcome -he began running. Meanwhile Oliver didn’t know how filled his globe was so he didn’t see when the globe when out and began floating. Helen did nothing but decided to interview Jean.

<p style="text-align:justify;">Helen: How long since you met Chris?

<p style="text-align:justify;">Jean: Uhmm…almost 2 months - Rick and Mandy exploded their balloons. Almost all have delivered their newspaper at the blue house. Katherine, Adrienne and Polly joined the race.

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<p style="text-align:justify;">Roy: Great! We’ve finish!!!

<p style="text-align:justify;">Mandy: Of course not sexy muscle machine. I don’t see the fat lady.

<p style="text-align:justify;">Jessica: For gods sake, where’s that b#%???!!!!

<p style="text-align:justify;">Princess Katherine: We didn’t finish either; Oliver’s balloon is in the sky now c:

<p style="text-align:justify;">James: So…who wins?

<p style="text-align:justify;">- - -

<p style="text-align:justify;">Chris: What just happened in here?! - Chris and Amber arrived to see the blue house with broken windows and the entire garden destroyed by the news papers and the bicycles.

<p style="text-align:justify;">Roy: Well… we delivered the newspapers as you said.

<p style="text-align:justify;">Chris: You will have to pay for that house!!!!.... wait where’s Oliver, Helen and Jean?

<p style="text-align:justify;">Princess Katherine: Oliver thinks he keeps inflating the balloon.

<p style="text-align:justify;">Mandy: The fat and the not so manly guy are over there.

<p style="text-align:justify;">- - - (LEFT IMAGE)

Chris: What do you think you are doing?!

Helen: Shhh I’m transmitting alive through my cell phone ... Oh yeah. Welcome back to The Helen’s Show. Jean a member from the Total Drama Town crap show was telling us how Chris spent all of Ambers Money in a hair surgery. -Chris freaked out and threw away Helens phone.

Helen: Hey that’s mine!

Chris:  Get out of my sight now! Both teams will have to eliminate one of your members!

Amber: Wait Chris! Jean was supposed to supervise this challenge! besides Oliver can’t see!

Chris: Fine! Smelly Hipsters it's time for one of you to go. There are toilet paper with your team members faces in the confessional. What you have to do is to throw into the toilet the one you want to eliminate.

Cams Confessional:   Well this has to be the easiest elimination ever... no need for alliances so far.

- - -Later that day at night.

Chris: Helen, the toilet has spoken.

Helen:  I was way too much for this show! besides thanks to Jeans interview my show raised his rating level and do you know how racist you will look if Im the first being...- before she could finish Chris pushed her in the sewer.Helen, the toilet has spoken.

Helen: AHHHH!

Chris: What? did you said something?

Helen: Oh my god!!!! HEEEELP!!! There is a…. - Chris covered the sewer-

Chris: So that was all for this week. Could this show get any better? Could I get rid of Amber? Could we have a decent episode with a dramatic elimination ceremony next week? Stay tuned to find out! oh and Jean... you are FIRED!

- - -Later that night.

Adrienne: Hey… -Oliver was still trying to inflate his balloon.

Oliver: Oh hi. Have you finished with your balloon? -Oliver looked really exhausted.

Adrienne: The challenge is over... Chris forgot to tell you.

Oliver: Oh… -Oliver made a disappointed face, but then again he smiled- so does that mean I’m out?

Adrienne: No. The TV diva is out.

Oliver: *fiuuuu* by the way I’m Oliver! -Oliver said with an energic voice.

Adrienne: uhm...hi. I’m Adrienne.

Oliver: Nice to meet you! -Adrienne hesitated.

Adrienne: My friend is calling me sorry -she answeared nervously and left.

- - -

Adrienne: No need to worry Polly.

Polly: …

Adrienne: No, he seems different.